Wizards Humor

Top 10 reasons someone will not show up for pre-season games

10) Two words : Woody’s glove

9) Difficult to pick out Cunningham due to his size

8) Boesen, Hull, & Trauma on the ice at the same time

7) Unhealthy secondary smoke from Rasch

6) Don’t have any donations for Quiche’s food shelf drive

5) Haven’t sufficiently practiced the drawback

4) E barks out orders, but there’s no way to cook them at the arena

3) Not politically correct to have a Sasquatch as a mascot

2) Avoid feelings of guilt for not running the camera

... and the number one reason someone will not show up for pre-season games:

1) They’ve got a condition

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