POSITION: Wing
PERSONAL: Hasn't made a coaching decision yet
JERSEY #: 22
FAVORITE DRINK: Chianti
SCOUTING REPORT: Fast, w/ excellent ability. This should be the year Tony
breaks out with a high scoring season, & gains the title of Point King.
POSITION: Defense
PERSONAL: Typical example of a member of "Generation X"
JERSEY #: 5
FAVORITE DRINK: Coke
SCOUTING REPORT: 1998, Freshman Coach. Hopefully, the pressures of being Coach
won't affect his game. This X-smoker is showing signs of increasing his
success in the offensive zone.
POSITION: Goalie
PERSONAL: Develops all team game & team member Lampoon videos.
JERSEY #: 14
FAVORITE DRINK: Prune juice
SCOUTING REPORT: Heavily involved with Tai Chi. Hopefullly, this Yogi version
of the Martial Arts, or a prescription of Redilin, will keep this goalie in
the crease & out of the penalty box. One of a few goalies that wears a
softball glove; needs work on shooting with a "gloved hand".
POSITION: Defense
PERSONAL: Team good sameritan, holds team record for highest degree angle for
a triangle broom from within the blue line (75 degrees).
JERSEY #: 8
FAVORITE DRINK: Blender drinks
SCOUTING REPORT: Very reliable defenseman, with a methodical & controlled
play. Good shot from the blue line. Hopefully, preseason hand fracture will
not affect this years' play.
POSITION: Center
PERSONAL: Member, Board Directors U.S. Broomball Assoc., trying to include
Broomball as an exibition sport @ next winter Olympics, 2002, Utah.
JERSEY #: 2 (Eddie Shore, old time Broomball)
FAVORITE DRINK: Guinness
SCOUTING REPORT: Good at both ends of the ice. Consistant high point total.
Needs to avoid tentative play, best when playing full-out. Aging faster than anyother player on the team.
POSITION: Wing
PERSONAL: Prematuraly gray, gourmet cook
JERSEY #: 27
FAVORITE DRINK: Home brew
SCOUTING REPORT: 1997 Point King. This lumbering wing needs to stay on his
feet to avoid additional back injuries. When properly motivated, the player is
capable of racking-up a lot of quick points. Second hardest shot on team.
POSITION: Wing
PERSONAL: "3 Children"
JERSEY #: 33
FAVORITE DRINK: Whiskey
SCOUTING REPORT: Coming off his best preseason in many years. A natural goal
scorer, Joe should exceed the coveted +10 point season - providing he keeps
his feet moving.
POSITION: Defense
PERSONAL: This perennial bachelor is an avid bowler (>100)
JERSEY #:7
FAVORITE DRINK: Hauenstein
SCOUTING REPORT: Excellent broom handler, very good at both ends of the ice.
Many triangle broom shots, out of the rink.
POSITION: Wing
PERSONAL: enjoys team fishing outings
JERSEY #:18
FAVORITE DRINK: Neighbor's garage beer
SCOUTING REPORT: Ex-track runner has the speed, but has the tendency to leave
his feet. Is just starting to reach his scoring potential.
POSITION: Center
PERSONAL: Chick magnet
JERSEY #: 00
FAVORITE DRINK: Long Island Ice Tea
SCOUTING REPORT: Long reach & big elbows. At his best in the middle of the
ice, breaking-up plays. Unconventional zone player
POSITION: Wing
PERSONAL: Do NOT let this guy cook food (Claims he's good)!, KFAN's - "Horseracing Guy"
JERSEY #: 15
FAVORITE DRINK: Nyquil
SCOUTING REPORT: Capable wing when he shows-up physically & mentally ready to
play.
POSITION: Defense
PERSONAL: Newest team member - chick magnet II. Emulates Boesen's off-ice
lifestyle.
JERSEY #: 0 (just like Boesen)
FAVORITE DRINK: Long Island Ice Tea ( " )
SCOUTING REPORT: Has potential at defense or wing. Good speed & young legs.
Still acclimating to playing on a full-length rink & IBW zone play.
POSITION: Defense
PERSONAL: Hunter/woodsman, likes inner tube rides
JERSEY #:34
FAVORITE DRINK: "beer"
SCOUTING REPORT: Hasn't played a full season since moving up to the woods.
Appears to have overcome chronic lumbar problem. Good defensive enforcer,
strong shot.
